tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post109501507350132380..comments2022-11-09T03:50:05.940-06:00Comments on elle est retournée: Poetry Contesthonest + popularhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17876426820748555139noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095649263276102012004-09-19T22:01:00.000-05:002004-09-19T22:01:00.000-05:00100% pure love.100% pure love.honest + popularhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17876426820748555139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095562071355371172004-09-18T21:47:00.000-05:002004-09-18T21:47:00.000-05:00tonight I got royally pissed
and I tried to take a...tonight I got royally pissed<br />and I tried to take a standing wee<br />but it's late and it's dark and I'm super-drunk<br />so the wee ended up on me<br /><br />but I learned me a drinking lesson this night<br />so all will be well in the end...<br />if the next time I'm drunk and I stand and I piss<br />I remember to piss with the wind<br /><br />now I know you had lines I was supposed to useBrianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01224130833727646497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095539907282627232004-09-18T15:38:00.000-05:002004-09-18T15:38:00.000-05:00Ce commentaire a été supprimé par un administrateur du blog.Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01224130833727646497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095359488573966092004-09-16T13:31:00.000-05:002004-09-16T13:31:00.000-05:00I don't know who I am either. It's not much of a p...I don't know who I am either. It's not much of a poem, more like a blurt. Apparently my poems are blurts. Nobody taught me no diffrent.<br /><br />And I'm going out drinking with you guys... hehe, get it, standing piss?k_srahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16231604482775907867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095268359463471512004-09-15T12:12:00.000-05:002004-09-15T12:12:00.000-05:00Brian, I am convinced I want to go out drinking wi...Brian, I am convinced I want to go out drinking with you. Thanks for the poem.<br /><br />K, "I don't know who you are, but I'm gonna shave your face." Tanx, for da poem.honest + popularhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17876426820748555139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095256286044339252004-09-15T08:51:00.000-05:002004-09-15T08:51:00.000-05:00Third Person Singular Plural
There always was a r...Third Person Singular Plural<br /><br />There always was a royal "we" In fact I've been "we"<br />much more than I've been me or I - It's been "us" and "ours" or "they" and "them" I was "all of you"<br />Never "all of me" I was born into this royalty:<br />princess to a pissed-off realm - waiting in attendance and being attended - standing at attention and watching and waiting for all those damn k_srahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16231604482775907867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095223734228359932004-09-14T23:48:00.000-05:002004-09-14T23:48:00.000-05:00“I used the royal‘we’ to take a standing piss!!”
T...“I used the royal‘we’ to take a standing piss!!”<br />This was the punch line. <br />It sort of fell flat. Empty looks. Hollow.<br />I started to laugh. <br /><br />You should have been there.<br />You would have laughed.<br /><br />I laughed harder, but they didn’t get it.<br />“…a standing piss!!” I repeated. I just love that.<br />I stretched the s’s out long like a snake.<br />“I guess you Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01224130833727646497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095222307804753472004-09-14T23:25:00.000-05:002004-09-14T23:25:00.000-05:00Okay, so there are four entries thus far. I'll gi...Okay, so there are four entries thus far. I'll give this another day or two before I pick a winner. (Don't I always?) I just KNOW there are poetry writers out there nattering to themselves about peeing. Hate to cut anybody off- umm, midstream, so to speak.honest + popularhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17876426820748555139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095145966151155912004-09-14T02:12:00.000-05:002004-09-14T02:12:00.000-05:00just taking my royal walk...just taking my royal walk...Daryk Jozef Havlicekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02813254728548320887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095144193018460092004-09-14T01:43:00.000-05:002004-09-14T01:43:00.000-05:00Couldn't be better. (Are you out in the yard again...Couldn't be better. (Are you out in the yard again?)honest + popularhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17876426820748555139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095143879413588682004-09-14T01:37:00.000-05:002004-09-14T01:37:00.000-05:00I used the royal 'we'
to take a standing piss
on a...I used the royal 'we'<br />to take a standing piss<br />on all the times I've missed<br />been left miffed<br />and distressed<br /><br />I used the royal 'she'<br />to take a standing crap<br />on all the times my mishaps<br />got pimp-slapped<br />by the riff-raff<br /><br />I used the royal 'us'<br />to take a stand, but<br />got kicked in the nuts<br />as I boarded the bus<br />by someone I Daryk Jozef Havlicekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02813254728548320887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095116028957320152004-09-13T17:53:00.000-05:002004-09-13T17:53:00.000-05:00See, now THAT is funny.See, now THAT is funny.honest + popularhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17876426820748555139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095115895214031932004-09-13T17:51:00.000-05:002004-09-13T17:51:00.000-05:00Sorry. These are just the things you find in life...Sorry. These are just the things you find in life and feel you can use elsewhere. It fit in so well with my poem that I even searched for "pee standing up" at work.Worldgineerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03072377818939747916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095115767781183192004-09-13T17:49:00.000-05:002004-09-13T17:49:00.000-05:00Hey, you can run but you can't hide. Nobody puts ...Hey, you can run but you can't hide. Nobody puts Baby in the corner!<br /><br />Folks, this is the meddling of Honest and the genius of Lydia O'Lydia:<br /> <br /><br />As Seen From the Balcony <br /><br />I used the royal We<br />To take a standing piss<br />Upon the Holy See.<br />All bargains now unkissed,<br />We showed the all-isms<br />All the many I-isms<br />And just how wee their honest + popularhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17876426820748555139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095115423770861762004-09-13T17:43:00.000-05:002004-09-13T17:43:00.000-05:00You're not just good, you're golden- I mean, you'r...You're not just good, you're golden- I mean, you're starting to gross me out. Keep it in your pants, Worldg. Freud was wrong. {;-] <br />(Hey, that was kind of an alien/ baboon/ skull emoticon I made! Cool.) <br />Oh, and thanks for the poem, World.honest + popularhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17876426820748555139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095113542119159202004-09-13T17:12:00.000-05:002004-09-13T17:12:00.000-05:00Yes, it's quite a nice link. I whip it out on occ...Yes, it's quite a nice link. I whip it out on occasion. There's actually a <A HREF="http://www.blogger.com/r?http%3A%2F%2Fwww.whizzy4you.com%2F">competing product</A> but it doesn't look as nicely designed.<br /><br />To make a link, do this: < a href = "http://something.com" >click me!< / a >, but remove the spaces.Worldgineerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03072377818939747916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095112763994217322004-09-13T16:59:00.000-05:002004-09-13T16:59:00.000-05:00'gineer, that's just wrong. Delightfully wrong.
I...'gineer, that's just wrong. Delightfully wrong.<br /><br />Incidentally, I posted my entry here.<br /><br />HERE<br /><br />Damn links never work for me. <br />2xnegative.blogspot.comLydiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17693172838859727816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095110151032867502004-09-13T16:15:00.000-05:002004-09-13T16:15:00.000-05:00(picturing a golden one of these)(picturing a golden one of <A HREF="http://www.blogger.com/r?http%3A%2F%2Fwww.p-mate.com%2Feng%2Fintro.html">these</A>)Worldgineerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03072377818939747916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095109861594976102004-09-13T16:11:00.000-05:002004-09-13T16:11:00.000-05:00There was a young girl king named Bee
Who was aske...There was a young girl king named Bee<br />Who was asked how she sometimes could miss<br />She said "I used the royal 'we'<br />To take a standing piss"Worldgineerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03072377818939747916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095095654357106832004-09-13T12:14:00.000-05:002004-09-13T12:14:00.000-05:00Oh! Harold Lloyd! Cuters. This was just rawful....Oh! Harold Lloyd! Cuters. This was just rawful. (ROFL)<br /><br />And hey, K, you'd better protect yourself. I don't have great insurance.honest + popularhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17876426820748555139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095088134363228862004-09-13T10:08:00.000-05:002004-09-13T10:08:00.000-05:00I'm afraid I'll just slam myself and end up hurtin...I'm afraid I'll just slam myself and end up hurting my head. Should I wear a helmet?k_srahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16231604482775907867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095049920535384522004-09-12T23:32:00.000-05:002004-09-12T23:32:00.000-05:00Oh, and Probable Poets, it's probably not necessar...Oh, and Probable Poets, it's probably not necessary for me to explain this, but "to take a piss" at something is slang for...ummmm, what exactly is it slang for? I have the gist of it in my head (I learned it contextually.) It's something like mocking or complaing about something. Generally denigrating the subject being talked about. I think. (Correct me if I'm wrong.) <br />Hope that helpshonest + popularhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17876426820748555139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095046703266961992004-09-12T22:38:00.000-05:002004-09-12T22:38:00.000-05:00Heck no! A deadline would be a rule, right? This...Heck no! A deadline would be a rule, right? This could take years... or days, anyway.honest + popularhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17876426820748555139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7815131.post-1095036717348826012004-09-12T19:51:00.000-05:002004-09-12T19:51:00.000-05:00Is there a deadline?Is there a deadline?Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10584884625364971406noreply@blogger.com